Birthdays 

A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.

“Son” dad what’s the definition of birthdays“dad” “son” oh wait….

Birthdays by I love pugs 64 April 21, 2023

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake 

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)

1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake by saruccia September 20, 2010

famous birthdays 

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".

Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?

famous birthdays by coolnuke69 January 3, 2019

march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday

March 14th birthdays ahhhhh

march 14th birthdays by Lover2021 May 7, 2019

Famous Birthdays 

A website I visit way too much.

Lets see what Famous Birthdays has for us today.

Famous Birthdays by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

Famous Birthdays 

A website that was founded sometime in 2012.
Its database includes 243217 (?) celebrities (including some duplicates).
Sometime in December 2018, it started including tv shows, songs, etc. to its database.
One thing about famous birthdays is that they sometimes use the term "recordings" (exp. One of her/his/their most viewed YouTube/TikTok recordings is insert video title/caption, with over insert number of views) to refer to videos and "recording" (exp. insert genre music recording) for a song (as the word means a recorded broadcast or performance), instead of just "videos" and "song/single/track".
Its url is famousbirthdays.com.

Did you know Famous Birthdays just called Billie Eilish's song Your power a recording??
Yeah!! that is just annoying!

Famous Birthdays by thecharacterwannie July 16, 2022

Famous Birthdays Hongjoong

kim hongjoong of ateez but he's on famous birthdays and he looks so bad. just look up hongjoong on famous birthdays and you'll see how terrible it is.

friend: "famous birthdays hongjoong"
me: *having nightmares for the rest of my life*

Famous Birthdays Hongjoong by #1 Han Jisung Stan January 1, 2024