A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "
Birthday Quote" to wish
happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "
funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on
cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just
lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some
frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to
wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly
politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.