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Birtch

Suzanne you my birtch!
by Jessica February 1, 2005
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Birtch

A teacher with very pointy lopsided b 00 bs
Referring such to traffic cones (very pointed but if the traffic cones were going like this <>
Person 1~ “Did you see that birtch dude?”
Person 2 “Yeah it had me lmao”
by ScubaStewuy May 14, 2022
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Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods
You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!
by forthroe January 13, 2011
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birch beer

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania
Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep
by Blu_leef August 12, 2019
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Give birth to Pumbaa

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww
by SM_defined August 1, 2020
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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Queenie Biotch

a girl that looks shyly sweet however will you kill you in an instant if you cross her. They don't call her queen of hell for no reason. She has a sharp tongue and will cut you down till you are reduced to the whine baby worm you are. Thread lightly you been warned.
"Look into my eyes do you know what I could do to you? I'm queenie biotch
by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016
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