bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.

John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Bibologist

1. An expert in the study in the Bible, together with history and translations of the Dead Sea scrolls.

2. A bible scientist

After studying translations of new papyri from the Dead Sea scrolls and studying the Bible, Taylor became a bibologist.

by BeachTSLwater October 24, 2017

boobologist

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.

Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.

by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Marine Biologist

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them

by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Marine biologist

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

BULBOLOGIST

A techincian that has many years of experience in replacing automotive light bulbs.

The customer brought their car in because it wouldnt run. John the bulbologist checked and replaced multiple light bulbs on the vehicle, yet it still did not run.

by uhave2bkidding September 3, 2010

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005