A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.
Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.
by Frrank October 23, 2011

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
by Words-worthy September 09, 2012

by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
by Nick February 06, 2005

by WaxMyBalls March 06, 2017

by thewoodster June 29, 2014

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009
