A techincian that has many years of experience in replacing automotive light bulbs.
The customer brought their car in because it wouldnt run. John the bulbologist checked and replaced multiple light bulbs on the vehicle, yet it still did not run.
Dude1: Man this new weed is fire! What is it?
Dude2: Idk man lets ask the Budologist.
Budologist: Ahh this is a hybrid indica sativa mostly indica dominant.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).