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Bhonk is something that basically means "etai life"
bhonkers kintu
tar figure tah khub e bhonk/bhonker
meye tah shundor but or moddhe kono bhonk er sign nai
bhonk by rapideeznuts February 11, 2022
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bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
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bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006
To hit someone for saying something suggestive
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking
Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonke Monke 

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
Bonke Monke by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021
Mr. Chin is a bhink.
bhink by WKid May 21, 2006

bhonsing 

to bhons.
one's determination to bhons.
Yo look at that kid bhons.
That kid over there is bhonsing around.
bhonsing by bhonser1122 October 30, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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