First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.

"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

bigger dick foreign policy theory by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014

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Bogged

When a famous person gets excessive, noticeable plastic surgery, especially when it makes them look much worse. Refers to the Bogdanoff brothers, Igor and Grichka. Often used on 4chan. ie: Mickey Rourke, Joan Rivers.

Freya Allan bogged herself between seasons 1 and 2 of the Witcher.

Bogged by Sneed's Weed&Mead June 25, 2022

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world's biggest superstar

A celebrity who has achieved unprecedented and monolithic global mega stardom. An epoch-defining icon who can transcend countries and cultures to receive worldwide adulation.

Etymology: The term is usually associated with the Pop God Michael Jackson. NME editor David Moynihan referred MJ world's biggest superstar in an article "Michael Jackson: 1958-2009 – obituary" dated June 26, 2009.

Jackson‘s status as the world’s biggest superstar was confirmed at the 1983 Motown
Records party, when he ‘moonwalked’ to ‘Billie Jean’ before an audience of millions.
- by David Moynihan (Editor of NME)

Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and perhaps the greatest entertainer of all time.

- taken from documentary "Michael Jackson - The Trial and Triumph of the King of Pop", directed by Wilson Ebiye

world's biggest superstar by grotesqueb4ureyes August 31, 2017

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My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019

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