Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

by FishNeck May 29, 2008

Bonk

Short for bonkers, crazy cool

Man that display case was bonk

by Sleepy_l3oy September 24, 2020

Bonk

A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU.

It's a favorite of the Scout.

Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.

FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1

by Furries and Limeade February 5, 2010

Bonk

A drug used to get high or "go bonkers". Bonk comes in may different forms including: pills, drinks, and tea. The original form of bonk is a brown plant that looks similar to tobacco. Some effects include feeling euphoric and going absolutely bonkers.

" Hey bro, you tryna bonk later?"

"Dude, i just bonked in the bathroom, i'm too bonkers."
"I was bonking my bonk, want some?"

by Frickenchimken April 26, 2019

Bonk

School Lunch

Person 1: Bruh u nasty as shit why u eatin the bonk?!

Person 2: Shut yo dumb ass up u already know I’m a Certified Bonk Eater ™️

by asfdbfdweqdsgfnewrhgjf November 15, 2018

Bonk

A Black country (English area)slang term for Little Hill

I`m going for a walk up the bonk

by Rag arse July 3, 2011