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A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger
"Wassup, my blonkie?"
by DaveIII October 06, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load
She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.
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A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key
"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"
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If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.
He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'
by Jpuf February 22, 2012
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