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The definition for bhons would be a person who knows nothing but keeps on bragging about being smarter and more knowledgable than others ... having said that he's also wonderful at cocorriculars and art subjects
That guy dosent know any science but brags about it he's sucha bhons
bhons by Vivanotitis December 10, 2019
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British slang for cannabis
"Pass me the bonse and i'll make one", "None for me i'm already too bonsed"
BONSE by didilysquat August 11, 2009
Related Words
bhonsadee bhonsda bhonsing Bhonsle Bhonsmandu BHON bons bhos bonsai bhosdi ke

BUM BHOSRA 

A cunt which is used for fucking so much that it gains the size greater than mouth;Hindi word.
Reema itna larko ki kela chosti hai ki uski bhosri bum bhosra may convert ho gaya hai!
BUM BHOSRA by xXxPOISON X April 16, 2020
Finishing your drink in one sip. Basically chugging. Frequently used in Scandinavia.
Olaf: Come on, be a viking and bonski that bottle!
Harald: Alright, here goes nothing! *chugs it all down*
bonski by Absent Alcoholic Dad November 8, 2013
A small shrub that resembles a tree. So small yet so full of treeness.
I went to the store and bought a Bonsai tree.
bonsai by NYF November 21, 2004

bhonsing 

to bhons.
one's determination to bhons.
Yo look at that kid bhons.
That kid over there is bhonsing around.
bhonsing by bhonser1122 October 30, 2011

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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