donke

An absolute GOD he is a bully to Shrek

Donke what r u doing in my swamp

by Dhkdkthkdhtdtkh November 20, 2019

donke

The Slovenian NBA player Luka Dončić who likes to eat čevapi.

Brt donke je dou 50 pik!

by stepjanez123 February 18, 2022

Donke bolo

A phrase used to describe a situation where normal words can't reflect current emotions. Generally not needing context.

Today has been a movie, quite Donke bolo if you ask me.

by Donke Bolonian July 28, 2022

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.

OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".

by IQDave August 22, 2024

RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way

Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r

by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021