bettsville

a small ass town smaller than my grandpa's penis.

Woahhh..
you go to bettsville school?
the one that's athletically challenged?

by YourAnus March 31, 2009

beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

by RyKirb November 1, 2008

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006

beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.

Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am

by buddabing May 1, 2011

Beasville

Nigga Town between Plant City and Lithia Florida. Place to drive through to get a contact high.

Yo man i wanna get high but im broke.

Just drive through beasville nigga

by jCudeb October 3, 2009

Beamsville

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.

Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!

by mk777 December 12, 2010

Brentsville District High School

Brentsville High school is full of country white boys. Nothing good comes out of the school. Its called the most racist school of Prince William County.......in reality they aren't wrong. Not to mention they are homophobic but that's okay. There are little to none good looking girls at the school and the guys are not any better. The only thing that is going for the school is the football team but that's probably gonna go downhill in the next years.

"Brentsville District High School is a country school"

by lmaoidfc December 22, 2021