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took a cab from Burnsville 

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.
I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.

beatsville 

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.
Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
beatsville by RyKirb November 1, 2008

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.
That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner
Batesville Burner by napkin May 6, 2006

Burnsville, NC 

A small city in western North Carolina. It is a retirement community so there are many old people and tourists, but nothing to do if you aren't old or rich.
Teen 1: wanna hang out?
Teen 2: and go where?
Teen 1: Oh yeah, this is Burnsville, NC...
Burnsville, NC by dramakid22 March 15, 2009

Buttsicle 

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.
"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious
Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Buttchillen

It's a broader term than couch potato. It's not really being lazy but just relaxing, chilling. Doing stuff but not doing anything specific just going with the flow chillen.
Watchin tv waiting for someone to text you? You're buttchillen.

WuBrah: Yo sup let's play Dota, you busy?

Mikey: Nah man just buttchillen, let's play.
Buttchillen by Shuroku June 26, 2012