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beamsville 

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.
Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am
beamsville by buddabing May 1, 2011
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Beamsville 

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.
Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!
Beamsville by mk777 December 12, 2010

Beallsville, Pa 

A small town in Western, Pa. it’s quite literally the pimple on the ass of Pennsylvania.
Hey is that a pimple on your ass? No it’s just Beallsville, Pa
Beallsville, Pa by PensFan8771 November 1, 2018

Beauville 

1. Noun. A Chevy Van used by security guards and also a fifties station wagon.
2. Verb. To go in circles or never answer a question.
3. Adjective. Large
Pronounced as Boo-ville
1. "Hey Ryan, did you know that I like Beauvilles?"
2. When asked what Hamlet was about, Matt Beauvilled the question by saying, "Beauvilles are nicth."
3. Oh my god that lard-ass is Beauville big.
Beauville by El Rigo January 11, 2008

beatsville 

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.
Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
beatsville by RyKirb November 1, 2008

Beasville 

Nigga Town between Plant City and Lithia Florida. Place to drive through to get a contact high.
Yo man i wanna get high but im broke.

Just drive through beasville nigga
Beasville by jCudeb October 3, 2009

Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.
"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"
Beamsvillian by deadlights11 May 13, 2005