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bethesta 

another way of saying bethesda.
a cock eyed man who says "it just works" and creates nylon bags for a $100 DLC

bethesta is a bad company that sells glitchy and unfinished games.
14 year old white girl: I like bethesta, their games are good.
school shooter: you're first.
bethesta by A.penis September 22, 2021
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Bethesda's Bug 

"Bethesda's Bug" refers to a flaw in design that cannot be explicitly defined as intentional or accidental, coined by Joesph Anderson in an analysis of the game Fallout 4 on Youtube.

You might have experienced a feeling where you forget you are watching a movie. You might forget you are reading a book and the world it creates becomes this oasis in your imagination. The best works of fiction feel like extensions of reality with characters that walk off the pages.
Bethesda's Bug breaks a player's immersion and at worse disconnects someone from a world they were enjoying and makes them question that world the developers have built. It makes that world feel small and reveals that it was not fully realized and might make you want to put an otherwise good game down.

"Bethesda" is a studio that develops videogames and a "bug" refers to a behavior a creator may not have intended (almost always referring to videogames or software). "Bethesda's Bug" is a transmogrification of the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.

Anderson, J. "Fallout 4 Analysis". 28 November 2015. Youtube.
What constitutes a "Bethesda's Bug" is pretty nebulous. Any example I can think of that actually qualifies is far too intensive for the purposes of this definition.
I suggest* you watch Joeseph Anderson's Fallout 4 Analysis video on Youtube if you want an example in context. It's a long video but it is worth the watch if you like excessively critical analysis. 25 minutes in he mentions Bethesda's Bug.

*He will spoil the game so if you have any intention of playing Fallout 4 I suggest you go in blind and form your own opinions before exposing yourself to a review.*

North Bethesda middle school 

North Bethesda is a mostly white school filled with a mix of Kensington and Bethesda kids

Have very lit pee pee times and are similar to Westland and silver creek in its vape and weed cultures, thank fully they are not like Pyle.

bethesda physics 

when playing fallout 3 and you shoot someone/thing in the foot and due to the massive overpressure in the armor or skin builds up and releases in a completely unrelated part of the body ie: shot in the foot and the head and arm fly off
DUDE1: i totally shot that raider in the hand and his legs shot off

DUDE2: i know i do it to super mutants all the time gota' love bethesda physics
bethesda physics by mkoas321 June 6, 2011
1. Basically Potomac except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
7. Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
8. A limiting factor when it comes to getting into college, since everyone around you is an overachieving freak who does three sports, is in theatre, edits the yearbook, and is on SGA.
Person from Bethesda: Hi, I'm from Bethesda.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: Well yeah kind of, but at least I'm not from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. Wanna go spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.
bethesda by Jelled February 28, 2005

bethesda face

A term used to describe Bethesda Softwork's Gamebryo video game engine's inability to render character faces in a believable or attractive manner. Games affected are the Morrow wind series and Fallout series.
example:

"Dude that NPC's face is so damn ugly!"

"They all look like that in this game, it's bethesda face"
bethesda face by OutofSpec September 13, 2013

Betestacled 

Used to describe a person who is gutsy, brave, or ballsy.
Did you see Connor stand up to that teacher? Yeah, that man's betestacled.
Betestacled by Chav Chavez June 24, 2013
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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