Amber heard

literally a bitch.
she abused johnny depp and tried to use feminism: hE's A mAn Im A wOmAn, WoMeN CaNt AbUsE mEn!!!1!1!11.

Girl: i love amber heard
man from Zimbabwe news: why are u gei?

by A.penis September 22, 2021

weird paul

the man, the myth, the legend and the creator of "hot water heater" and "peanut butter recall".
he's the "first" youtuber to ever grace the human mind.

guy 1:"yo it's weird paul!"
guy 2:"yeah, he needs more subscribers"

by A.penis September 30, 2021

bethesta

another way of saying bethesda.
a cock eyed man who says "it just works" and creates nylon bags for a $100 DLC

bethesta is a bad company that sells glitchy and unfinished games.

14 year old white girl: I like bethesta, their games are good.
school shooter: you're first.

by A.penis September 22, 2021

the glogogagalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Outro
Ah splendid mmm.

Glogogagalab: i love books
Guy:the glogogagalab loves books

by A.penis September 22, 2021