bertled

At blive "bertled" er når man bliver rørt på en ubehagelig måde. Altså ufrivillig gramsning. Opkaldt efter et jordbær, fordi de rør ved dine hellige frugter. Ses ofte til fester eller på natklubber

"Ham der går og bertler folk"
"Stop med at bertle hende!"
"Der bliver altid bertlet meget inde på den her klub"
"Er du nogensinde blevet bertled?"

by cphgworl123456 October 18, 2023

Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.

Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!

by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013

Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

by Neroli119 May 14, 2017

Bertler

Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.

Haha look at that guys forehead, what a bertler.

by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017

Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beatledooter

A small penis.

She looked at his beatledooter and began to laugh!

by SonRise May 8, 2012

beetled

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007