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Berted
When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
Berted by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010
Berted
Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
Berted
Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd
The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd
The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
Berted by Overagekid November 12, 2009
Pete Bested
When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
Barted Lag
Barted Lag by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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