by Neroli119 May 15, 2017
When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010
Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.
by theBerter December 15, 2010
Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd
The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd
The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
by Overagekid November 12, 2009
by Paul Oliveri September 1, 2008
the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."
by DogsAndDolphins April 5, 2014