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One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
yeah he's a real Beetledad
Beetledad by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011
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1. A Beetle and a Leach combined!
2. Another expression for beeatch or bitch! Used affectionately like you would give a nickname to your pet beetle.
Sarah: "You look so pretty and I love you"
Lauren: "Thanks beetleach! You're the best."
Beetleach by lilrachel333 October 10, 2009

Beetledick 

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.
God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.
Beetledick by Mega Dong December 23, 2017
1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse
1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!
beetled by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007

beetleman 

(BEETL-mun)n. An individual who resembles a beetle; a tiny or cute person.
"Hey Beetleman! Nice bike!"
beetleman by Beetleman Jones June 5, 2007

Dung Beetled 

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.
Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!
Dung Beetled by Kennedy19 June 13, 2011

Beerleader

A beerleader is someone who comes to support a game or a team with the sole purpose of having a beer, rather than actually watching the game.
I'm coming to support you guys tonight, I will cheer you on as long as there is beer, as I am a beerleader, not a cheerleader.
I swear, he only comes to watch us so he can have a beer, he is definitely a beerleader.
What was the score? I drank too much I didn't see what happened! I'm such a beerleader.
Beerleader by Skillage09 September 2, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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