Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.
by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017
Get the Bertler mug.The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
Get the Bertle mug.An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.
1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."
2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."
2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."
by beetleroach April 5, 2010
Get the mo'fo' beetleroach mug.1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.
2. To have many butlers at the same time.
2. To have many butlers at the same time.
by yakumara July 18, 2009
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Get the beitler mug.A person who gets involved in high school activities like football or cheerleading because they think it will make them popular.
Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.
Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.
Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.
The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.
Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.
Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.
Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.
The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.
by Chudune78 June 17, 2018
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