Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008

Beetleneck

Mexican immigrant.

A beetleneck border jumper/crosser.

by Beetleneck July 28, 2015

Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

beetlefucker

why the fuck did you look this up?

Person A: Hey, are you a beetlefucker?
Person B: How the fuck did you get in my house

by SuperSigma69 May 4, 2024

Beetleneck

Beetleneck began as term derived of the Chicago "bake", "flame" or "roast" format. The term was coined after a student witnessed a Long Necked Trachelismus.

Beetleneck can also be a nickname, an adjective, and a verb, essentially replacing any word. In modern terms, a stim word.

There is a false definition on the urban dictionary of beetleneck, made as slander in 2015. Beetleneck is NOT a slur or derogatory term, and was never used as such.

Yo, what up beetleneck! How you been?
Get yo beetle-neck-teck-deck built neck ass!
Can I beetleneck a sip of that water my boy?
Quit beetleneckin my chips. You've already reached over and taken several.

Yo can I beetleneck your bike over to the store real quick?

by Glake gizzlerod August 9, 2025