Benner
Hey, did you hear that Dan is gunna Benner Ashley tonight by asking if she wants to lay down and watch a movie?
Benner by sprtsman63 July 26, 2012
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Benner Ball Sack Chomper
The act of sticking ones penis between the high hat symbols of a drum set, then your partner clamps down on your dick.
Benner Ball Sack Chomper by Balllllllllz September 26, 2009
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pulling a benner
to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.
guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.
pulling a benner by asseyes42 April 29, 2011
Jacob Benner
Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
Jacob Benner by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011
maggie benner
A girl who will get smart with you fast. A girl that's pretty inside and out. A girl that's very smart. A girl that's heart gets broken hurts very fast. A girl who falls in love. Be glad you have maggie. If you date her cherish her and keep her forever. Your a lucky guy.
maggie benner by Amber bennet January 22, 2018
beanergy
(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013
House Beaner
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.
House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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