benjan 

The name of a man who is extremely fond of paella without the crust layer and loves dancing in the desert watching things burn whilst wearing beautiful dresses.

Also a bit of a know it all, but he would disagree because he knows it all...

"Is that paella? "

"No its seafood and rice"

"You must be a Benjan"

benjan by bootyshakerboi April 20, 2022

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

Bentannered 

A phrase used to describe:

Getting tided up and having an object inserted into where the sun doesnt shine. Then having a picture taken. All this happens while the victim is passed out.
Tends to be unpleasent. And embaressing the morning after for the person involved.

Alex: You got bentannered last night?

Tom: Yeah I got tided up with guitar straps and then a pen inserted well.. yeah i dont want to go into it..

Bentannered by H.R February 6, 2009

benjacanada 

A term for "sucking dick"

Do you want to give me a benjacanada!

benjacanada by your mom's gigolo April 17, 2015

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021

Alec benjamin

He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are

- Steve

-water fountain

- swim

- death of an hero

- gotta be a reason

- let my down slowly

And many more that are amazing songs

Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin

Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out

* the next day *

Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good

Person 1: ikr

Alec benjamin by #######1111 April 10, 2019

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018