paella 

Anal sex with a Latina.

Ben Affleck left because J-Lo wouldn't give him any of that sweet paella.

paella by Claudio-B September 22, 2007

paella 

Slang term for "hot and spicy" anal sex in Latin America, named after the mixed up Spanish seafood-and-rice dish.

"If I treat her right, my putita gives me paella on weekends."

paella by Jesus Rolleyes September 16, 2007

paella 

il France bien la tour eiffel

On fait qoui la?

On fait paella?

paella by itsmejessieandari May 12, 2019

Paella 

Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants

Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever

Paella by Random_ass_guy June 23, 2023

Paella Fest 

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.

guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.

Paella Fest by jodyOs July 7, 2009

Paella ina bottle 

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

Paella ina bottle by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022

Paella fetish

Sexual arousal from the sight of paella. Sexual arousal can also be acquired from eating the Spanish dish, paella.

Kendra’s paella fetish is really getting out of hand.

Paella fetish by Mdb42 February 24, 2019