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Ben Affleck left because J-Lo wouldn't give him any of that sweet paella.
paella by Claudio-B September 22, 2007
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Slang term for "hot and spicy" anal sex in Latin America, named after the mixed up Spanish seafood-and-rice dish.
"If I treat her right, my putita gives me paella on weekends."
paella by Jesus Rolleyes September 16, 2007
il France bien la tour eiffel
On fait qoui la?

On fait paella?
paella by itsmejessieandari May 12, 2019
Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants
Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever
Paella by Random_ass_guy June 23, 2023

Paella Fest 

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.
guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.
Paella Fest by jodyOs July 7, 2009

Paella ina bottle 

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

Paella fetish

Sexual arousal from the sight of paella. Sexual arousal can also be acquired from eating the Spanish dish, paella.
Kendra’s paella fetish is really getting out of hand.
Paella fetish by Mdb42 February 24, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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