benjani

Nuckle dragging silverback that plays for English Premier League club Portsmouth. Has red eyes and the whitest teeth ever seen on a human. This is an illusion caused by the contrast with his skin which is blacker than a jews heart. He also has an affinity for scoring that is always overshadowed by the gayest celebration ever to "grace" a football pitch. He points to every person in the crowd that he would like to orally please(not many women there yet the pointing continues).

Benjani should lay off the crack so he can stop missing penalties! That kyke twat really gets on my tits!

benjani by Uncle acht acht December 25, 2007

Benjani Style 

The act where one partner (male) lays on their back with their legs over their head while the other partner (Also male) rubs a mix of mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and ketchup on the partner who is on their backs penis. After this the person with the mixture n their penis uses a flesh light to ejaculate. After this action the other partner will rub the mixture onto a hotdog and put it in their anus. Once the partner with the hotdog in their anus ejaculates both partners then will poop on each other and play around with it.

Benjani and Brooks had some fin doing it Benjani Style last night.

Benjani Style by TommyIs_Stinky01 September 22, 2025

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021

Alec benjamin

He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are

- Steve

-water fountain

- swim

- death of an hero

- gotta be a reason

- let my down slowly

And many more that are amazing songs

Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin

Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out

* the next day *

Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good

Person 1: ikr

Alec benjamin by #######1111 April 10, 2019

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Benjaming 

One of the kindest people you will ever meet, often a nickname for Benjamin. He's handsome, tall, thin but just perfect for any girl. He knows that life can suck and you can always depend on him.

Did you see Maddy last night? She got herself a Benjaming!

Benjaming by RavynR July 14, 2011