begman 

A guy that likes getting his asshole tongued by his mother

You want to try a begman?

begman by DaddySurge May 15, 2023

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bergman nose technique by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022

Bugman 

A bugman is your typical big left leaning city dweller. He is usually obsessed with consumerism, lining up to purchase the newest iPhone or MacBook when it comes out, and using a smartwatch/smart home speaker for longer than the week after he bought it. Chances are he owns other throwaway smart gadgets as well. All his tastes in movies, music, expensive food, art, and more are determined by what review sites and blogs say.

Everything about his personality and life is not defined by who he is, but by what he buys and his consumerist tendencies. He'll be subscribed to at least one, maybe multiple subscription services, he'll happily use social media and upload all of his information to the cloud, and he'll gravitate towards things that seem "rational" and use big words.

In fact, their social media use defines a lot about who they are, as they try to get the most likes on social media bragging about their life and viewing the lives of others who do the same.

Yet there is something big missing about their life, something that can be seen in their face. Something that can be seen the minute you strip away all the consumerist choices and realize, there's nothing else. Their lives are empty, hollow, and all about serving corporations, until they die, and this is seen in their empty insectoid stare that implies they're dead inside, giving them the name bugmen.

Here we see the Bugman in it's natural habitat. Man sleeping on the cement gravel next to a Gamestop waiting to get a PS5: "Confused stare"Huh? What?

Bugman by Bugman exterminator September 28, 2020

Bigman Grub

Food, munch, or any edible product thats so tasty and high quality that 'bigman grub' is simply the only way to describe its elite quality.

Mason: "You know, I'm feeling kind of Peckish"
Josh: "me too, lets get some bigman grub"
Mason: "what you feeling, chocolate sponge cake?"

Bigman Grub by i'mprettyvain January 19, 2019

The Chris Berman 

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

The Chris Berman by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011