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Began

A bitchy vegan is a began. Normally due to lack of protein intake.
Rebecca is seems very moody today, yeah I know her began ass didn't have time to harvest roots for breakfast this morning because she over slept.
by Joshsm August 27, 2013
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Began

A subset of a vegan diet, a Began diet consist of only bean products, and beans.
Aye y’all got any pinto on tap? I’m on that began diet ya feel?
by Beansonbeansonbeans July 6, 2018
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Began

Began is a very tall but also dumb person. His IQ varries over time. He can almost be normal but most of the time he is a fucktard, his IQ is from 50 to 9. The only thing that he is normal in is basketball (he succeds because he is 6 foot 4 inches).
Begane, ti si kretencina jebo ti pas mater

Samo odjebi , Begane

Jebi se invalidu visoki.
by Hahahahalolol November 9, 2018
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Began

someone who never skips tricep day no matter the circumstances. It doesn’t matter if the gym is burning down, you get that tricep pump
oh there’s began working his triceps again
by Heat waves October 28, 2020
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Vegan that will also eat bacon. Because bacon is King.
I’m not vegan I’m a began. Double bacon on my B.L.T. Please!!!
by ChaosStorm August 9, 2018
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WHERE YOU FOLLOW YOUR intuition before you eat
I'm began now bruh
by anonymous June 17, 2022
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Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022
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