Bogman 

Hozier.

Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.

He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.

Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.

All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.

“Who’s ur favorite singer?” -someone

“Hozier”-me
“Who?”-s
“BOGMAN!”-m

Bogman by I listen to jojo siwa March 30, 2021

bogman 

Someone who is always goes to the toilet

Jerry is always going to the bog.. He is such a bogman

bogman by Hakman December 30, 2016

Bogman 

A man that is a live life free and without worry, no matter what life throws at them. Similiar to the band and their music of The Bogmen

Kyle: John aren't you angry about Jessica cheating
John: Not really, since she's just one of many in the life of a Bogman.

Bogman by Emotional Suppression January 16, 2020

boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

boganii splendicus by tangelico July 21, 2009

mind-bogdanning 

mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.

“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”

“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”

“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”

Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”

mind-bogdanning by 84 Cavalier October 19, 2008

Bulk Bogan 

The greatest, and most exceptional professional wrestler (and athlete) to have ever graced the squared circle, bar none. A true living legend and benchmark on how all wrestlers should become.

Hulk Hogan may be iconic, but he surly is no Bulk Bogan.

Bulk Bogan by Frank.Huckingbush November 2, 2016

Black Bogan 

A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.

Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ

-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.

-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.

-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.

-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.

-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.

-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes

but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.

Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?

Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.

Black Bogan by BadboyTristan April 13, 2023