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Person that plays with their imaginary penis all day while eating burgers in bed.
Dude 1: You know Jerry?
Dude 2: Oh yeah that overweight guy?
Dude 1: he's such a bedman
Dude 2: I know right
Bedman by Bearspinner88739 January 8, 2022
Words you can keep
He’s peak fiction
Bedman is peak fiction.
Bedman by IAmTheGoblinLord August 9, 2024
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Bedanta by Real Madrid F.C November 21, 2021

Badman Place 

A place you don't want to wake up in. This means different things to different people. To a fat security guard its a street full of Maltby lorries or a world without barbecues.
Who's the miserable bastard wearing the silly hat?

Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.
A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.
"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."
bedangi by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

Saul Badman 

The evil version of Saul Goodman, character from prequel to television series Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul played by Bob Odenkirk.
Evil Saul Goodman be like "Hello my name is Saul Badman.".
Saul Badman by John Words January 28, 2022

The Chris Berman 

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."
We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
The Chris Berman by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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