Bedman

Person that plays with their imaginary penis all day while eating burgers in bed.

Dude 1: You know Jerry?
Dude 2: Oh yeah that overweight guy?
Dude 1: he's such a bedman
Dude 2: I know right

by Bearspinner88739 January 8, 2022

Bedman

He’s peak fiction

Bedman is peak fiction.

by IAmTheGoblinLord August 9, 2024

Bedanta

Batman.

Bedanta is Batman

by Real Madrid F.C November 21, 2021

Badman Place

A place you don't want to wake up in. This means different things to different people. To a fat security guard its a street full of Maltby lorries or a world without barbecues.

Who's the miserable bastard wearing the silly hat?

Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

Saul Badman

The evil version of Saul Goodman, character from prequel to television series Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul played by Bob Odenkirk.

Evil Saul Goodman be like "Hello my name is Saul Badman.".

by John Words January 28, 2022

The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011