Begongled

when you are beyond fucked.

the venezuelan president got begongled

Begongled by Ampexz January 13, 2026

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bemungled 

High and extremely confused

dude last night pat took one hit from that grav bong and got so bemungled he got lost when he closed his eyes

bemungled by smugly mcweed October 5, 2010

Begoogle 

when your parents are trying to be cool and reference google.

Me: "you cant be facebook friends with him."
Mom: "too late. i already begoogled him."

Begoogle by gogobuffalo August 13, 2012

Bongled 

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

Bajongled by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Bezongaled 

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

Bezongaled by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010