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Beechote 

Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)

1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.
Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."

(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)

Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."
Beechote by bugstar00 August 5, 2010
Related Words

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

Virginia Beechnut 

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

Beechomp 

A rare and mysterious cross-bred, interspecies insect that is part butterfly, part bumblebee, part bat, with vampire-like fangs. It flies like butterfly and stings like a bee, and sometimes drinks your blood.

Can also be used to define an extremely annoying person who is mostly clueless as to how extensively irritating they truly are but at the same time has a heart of gold. This combination of personality traits makes it really difficult to just shun the person because you'll always feel guilty in the long-run about having rejected said person. You love them, you hate them.
"Oh no! Here comes Buffy! She's the biggest BEECHOMP ever but you gotta give her credit for making it to the Children with Cancer and other Ailments Fundraiser after being hit by a car the day before yesterday, and despite a broken leg! Look! She even made cupcakes and scones! You gotta love her, hate her!"
Beechomp by StarBelly Sneetch September 22, 2011

Beech Creek 

A tiny little po-dunk town in Clinton County, PA. Famous only for the wings at The Beech Creek Hotel.

Popular hobbies include romancing the local sheep population, shooting anything that moves (or not) and trying to match all of your vehicle's accessories to your dirt bike or snowmobile. Tourists come to the area to drink, beer, drive through the woods on mining trails and live out their large-mountain-woman fantasies.
Gonna head up to Beech Creek this weekend, blow some shit up and round up a few meatballs.
Beech Creek by jdmcq February 16, 2012

beecrazy 

Used to describe a passion for someone that is so majestic in this world, that it is comparable to the feeling Jesus Christ gets when he watches a disney movie.

An uncommon occurrence when the words "been" and "crazy" have been merged as one.

Someone that has a secret fetish for bees.
babby . i love u more then u know .. it has beecrazy .. but im always heer for u babby .. i love u I beecrazy aboat u
beecrazy by YammyCakes May 18, 2011