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Beechomp 

A rare and mysterious cross-bred, interspecies insect that is part butterfly, part bumblebee, part bat, with vampire-like fangs. It flies like butterfly and stings like a bee, and sometimes drinks your blood.

Can also be used to define an extremely annoying person who is mostly clueless as to how extensively irritating they truly are but at the same time has a heart of gold. This combination of personality traits makes it really difficult to just shun the person because you'll always feel guilty in the long-run about having rejected said person. You love them, you hate them.
"Oh no! Here comes Buffy! She's the biggest BEECHOMP ever but you gotta give her credit for making it to the Children with Cancer and other Ailments Fundraiser after being hit by a car the day before yesterday, and despite a broken leg! Look! She even made cupcakes and scones! You gotta love her, hate her!"
Beechomp by StarBelly Sneetch September 22, 2011
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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