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Bedpost Rammer
A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys ramming his bed post in out of his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.
Bedpost Rammer by kookmaster6969 April 19, 2017
notch in the bedpost
A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013
Fifth Bedpost
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
Fifth Bedpost by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
notch in your bedpost
one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.
notch in your bedpost by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007
Squat on my bedpost
Squat on my bedpost by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010
the reason my bedpost is so shiny
"oh my god did you see chad brittany"
"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
the reason my bedpost is so shiny by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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