varnish 

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

varnish by Trigital October 28, 2010

Varnish 

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish

Varnish by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009

Varnish 

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"

Varnish by Hank12121 June 12, 2008

Varnish your venison 

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

Varnish your venison by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

varnish remover 

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

varnish remover by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Varnish your venison 

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

Varnish your venison by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

varnish an owl

To consume cannabis by smoking it.

Origin: Music to Varnish Owls By - Geoff Bastow (1975)

Who wants to varnish an owl with me?

varnish an owl by sherrier August 12, 2026