10 definitions by j d

To be unhappy despite achieving success.

The Arsenal fans in Cardiff this weekend (17/5/03) were miserable as fuck, despite winning the cup. Anyone would've thought they'd lost!

by j d May 18, 2003

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bedpost

a post of a bed

close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost

by j d October 13, 2003

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Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.

That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!

by j d May 09, 2003

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Saints Fans

To be happy with your achievements despite coming second.

Cardiff with full of Saints Fans this weekend (17/5/03). Ok, they lost the cup, but they a party despite the miserable buggers from North London with faces as long as fuck knows what!

by j d May 18, 2003

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schoost

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting

while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room

by j d August 01, 2005

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Girls Blouse

A scotsman who live in Dorchester

That Scotty is not only a munter, but a big gil's blouse to boot.

by j d May 09, 2003

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stus wang

To over estimate the size of something

Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!

by j d May 09, 2003

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