n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on
a man randomly gets when he is lying
in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man
must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig:
Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack
open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!