n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
Get the Bedwood mug.When you are about to peace out for the night and this guy invites you to a tiki bar and you can’t say no. Next thing you know it’s 4 in the morning and you are a zombie for the next 24 hours.
by osmt2 November 22, 2019
Get the Benwooded mug.A Bedood is a person who enjoys eating donuts so much to the point it could be considered a hobby. Bedoods tend to be the type of people whom participate in competitions for foods. These competitions are solely based on donut type foods.
Did you about hear the new world record set by a bedood.
Could you imagine eating as much as a bedood.
Could you imagine eating as much as a bedood.
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by fingerz3 July 6, 2009
Get the bedhood mug.provocative words utters by partners while in bed about to have sex. Such words may be taken as a kind of foreplay.
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