Bedwood 

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

Bedwood by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020

Benwooded 

When you are about to peace out for the night and this guy invites you to a tiki bar and you can’t say no. Next thing you know it’s 4 in the morning and you are a zombie for the next 24 hours.

Don’t count me in for the meeting this morning, I didn’t plan on being benwooded.

Benwooded by osmt2 November 22, 2019

bedood 

A Bedood is a person who enjoys eating donuts so much to the point it could be considered a hobby. Bedoods tend to be the type of people whom participate in competitions for foods. These competitions are solely based on donut type foods.

Did you about hear the new world record set by a bedood.

Could you imagine eating as much as a bedood.

bedood by SoulCrossSkelly January 1, 2021

bedoodoodoodoo 

The cheer of the Nerdfighters.

Made by Alex Day from YouTube (www.youtube.com/nerimon)

(as Hank Green just finishes playing a song) *clapping* BEDOODOODOODOO!

bedoodoodoodoo by nerdfighterawesomeness April 10, 2009

bedhood 

A married woman that sleeps around.

Never give up your hommies for a bedhood.

bedhood by fingerz3 July 6, 2009

bedwords 

provocative words utters by partners while in bed about to have sex. Such words may be taken as a kind of foreplay.

He never utters bedwords in bed but indulges vastly in foreplay.

bedwords by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014

badwood 

When you have an erection and it goes down or soft straight away.

He had a badwood situation when trying to please his girlfriend in the bedroom.

badwood by Nless7 July 4, 2016