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n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Bedwood by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
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Badoodle 

The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.
Badoodle! ''You recieved 1x rare item''
Badoodle by Hakpet June 4, 2012

bedoobit 

The parts that remain after a male cat has been neutered.
The cat has been licking his bedoobits for a long time.
bedoobit by AmandaThorn August 31, 2011

bedooter 

A word meaning practically anything--in any grammatical form--but is especially used as an interjection. The word originated when an executive board member of a student programming organization at a small, elite liberal arts college misspoke during a meeting, supposedly combining the words 'deodorant' and 'detergent.'
"BEDOOTER!"

"You shirt looks absolutely bedooterific today!"

"Who just bedootered?"
bedooter by Josh W. July 20, 2008
Bedoor is an Arabic name that corresponds to “moons”. Normally Bedoor is an amazing kind-hearted girl. She is funny and always spreading happiness everywhere. You are lucky if you have Bedoor in your life.
Bedoor is the best person in the world.
Bedoor by leya6666666333633 April 18, 2019

Badoodoodoo 

The call of the NerdFighters popularized by Nerimon
Hank Green! BADOODOODOO!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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