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bearstal

stall in which grizzly bear caswell takes a shit
timothy casewell from corunna michigan has done many a bearstals.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.
Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press
by K. Washington July 26, 2016
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jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
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Jackin' the Beanstalk

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk
by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017
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jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.
by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
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Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.
Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!
by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016
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Beanstalker

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.
Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.
by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010
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