bearstal 

stall in which grizzly bear caswell takes a shit

timothy casewell from corunna michigan has done many a bearstals.

bearstal by Anonymous September 3, 2003

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

bearstacked by K. Washington July 26, 2016

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

Jackin' the Beanstalk by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Bearstantial 

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

Bearstantial by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

Beanstalker 

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

Beanstalker by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010