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beardface 

Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.
beardface by mofee December 19, 2009
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Beardfuck 

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.
Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.
Beardfuck by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

Beardfag 

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.
Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

bearface 

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.
bearface by MKUltras June 11, 2018

beardkake 

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake
Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

Beardabe 

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
Beardabe by Reymas March 14, 2013