beardface
beardface by damn you all! April 2, 2010
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Beardfag
An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.
Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.
Beardfag by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019
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beardkake
The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake
beardkake by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011
Beardabe
Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
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