beardface

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

by damn you all! April 2, 2010

beardface

a man with a beard on his face.

Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.

by mofee December 19, 2009

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

Beardfag

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.

Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019

bearface

a real life angel who is in brockhampton

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.

by MKUltras June 11, 2018

beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011

Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

by Reymas March 14, 2013