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beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake
Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture
by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011
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Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011
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Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
by Reymas March 14, 2013
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beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.
Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!
by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022
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Beerkake

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.
The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.
by IBX1 July 8, 2010
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beardface

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.
It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!
by damn you all! April 2, 2010
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bearcake

danny devitos ass is bearcake
by helltiddy March 9, 2020
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