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Beardfag 

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.
Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

Beard Fag 

Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.
Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.
Beard Fag by Stephdog April 30, 2011

beardface 

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.
It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!
beardface by damn you all! April 2, 2010

Beard Fag 

Hipster's who still somehow think that having a big disgusting beard makes them stylish or unique.
Look at that beard fag, he thinks it's 2002.
Beard Fag by Stephdog April 27, 2011

beardage 

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite
beardage by j money August 23, 2003

beardface 

a man with a beard on his face.
Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.
beardface by mofee December 19, 2009

Beardwagon 

When someone starts to grow a beard upon witnessing others around growing them. Commonly seen around movember/no-shave-november.
Look he's growing a beard too, looks like someone jumped on the beardwagon.
Beardwagon by reaperslay January 6, 2015
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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