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The Bean Stalk 

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.
The Bean Stalk by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? 

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

the dirty bean stalk 

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop
that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.
Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.
bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk