bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Beanstalker 

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

Beanstalker by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

beanstacker

A slur for someone with autism.

Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

beanstacker by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Jack-and-the-beanstalked 

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

Jack-and-the-beanstalked by DuValicious April 21, 2013