bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010

Ballsticles

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.

"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"

by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

Tig Ol' Besticles

The male equivalent of tig ol' bitties.

Larger than average testicles.

I saw John naked and he had tig ol' besticles.

by aamdeter November 5, 2012

Besticles

A man's best friends. A variation on 'besties' referring to best friends.

"Hangin' out with my besticles."

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

blisticles

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.

Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls

by KCB Words January 1, 2010

busticles

Another word for a busty girl/woman's breasts.

Get your busticles off me!

by CCLT January 21, 2010