barnfart 

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

barnfart by John December 2, 2003

barfart 

when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.

Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."

barfart by HellaManderr January 14, 2009

Barn Fart 

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.

"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."

Barn Fart by BarnFarter June 22, 2012

Barnfather 

A barnfather (usually male) spends a lot of time in the gym trying (but usually failing) to increase his pec size.
A Barnfather treats women badly and usually works in "the media".
Barnfathers are also usually found with bad haircuts and fancy trainers.
Barnfathers are also big fat gays.

"that guy is such a twat"

"yeh, hes a right barnfather"

Barnfather by Smithless September 17, 2007

barnfarm 

When one neglects to close the refrigerator and/or freezer door.

Yo bologna tits , were you born in a mothafuckin' barnfarm.

barnfarm by F-Ron February 29, 2004

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.

Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!

Nathan Barnhart by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

barfart 

What happens when you are really drunk and making out with someone then you accidently throw up into their mouth. Immediately after the barfing ceases, or during the barfing, you fart.

Maddy had a bit too much to drink last night and barfarted on her boyfriend, now everyone will make fun of her for the rest of her life.

barfart by Gavinnnn February 2, 2006