King of the
micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure
yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’
s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also
well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little.
People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.
Hey
boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.
Sorry but our travel
budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a
greyhound.