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barnhart 

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose
Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?
barnhart by Lacsticles December 24, 2006
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barnhart 

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.
Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.
barnhart by unreliable August 1, 2008

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.
Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!
Nathan Barnhart by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

Alyssa Barnhart 

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.
that girl is being a total (slut) alyssa barnhart
Alyssa Barnhart by Pimp11 May 30, 2018

daulton barnhart 

Daulton Barnhart- One amazing guy from the U.S. Greatest to ever walk the Earth. That's all that can be said because everything else is too much of an understatement.
There are no exact examples of Daulton Barnhart that can be named but if had to, he is a Brad Pitt, mixed with Einstein and Babe Ruth.
daulton barnhart by Daultonb25 October 16, 2013

edwin barnhart 

edwin barnhart by Eddie barnhart December 19, 2016

Ryan Barnhart 

A big ball of a man, who smells like ace body spray, and he is about 320. Long blonde hair and think he gets bitches.
Ryan Barnhart by GAY LORD420 June 23, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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