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barnfart 

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.
In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.
barnfart by John December 2, 2003
Related Words
To burp and fart at the same time--usually unintentionally.
It stank after she burfarted.
Burfart by Rnr January 7, 2014

burpfart 

1) the colaboration of 2 types of gas: oral and anal....produces a nasty smell...but sounds funny

2)the worst insult meaning everything ud never want to be called
1) krystal did a burpfart!

2) krystal is a burpfart!
burpfart by unknown August 26, 2003

burntarts 

Those females who, typically on Friday nights, hoochie themselves up and troll for dirty drunken toolish men on the Blvd in (upstate) Auburn, NY. They usually travel in packs of 3 or more.
You guys better watch out...all the burntarts are out tonight!
burntarts by Miss Lilly & Mama April 4, 2007

Burpfartultaneousness 

The efficiency exhibited by the ability to burp and fart simultaneously.
Bart demonstrated his burpfartultaneousness by burping and farting simultaneously.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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