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when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.
Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."
barfart by HellaManderr January 14, 2009
When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.
Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.
Bartart by Breezeknees March 17, 2022

barnfart 

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.
In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.
barnfart by John December 2, 2003

bart fart 

when riding bart (bay area rapid transit) and you release a nasty fart and watch the rest of the train slowly move away from you in disgust.
Sally: Whats that smell?

Johnny: it must of been a bart fart
bart fart by cdeezybz September 23, 2009
What happens when you are really drunk and making out with someone then you accidently throw up into their mouth. Immediately after the barfing ceases, or during the barfing, you fart.
Maddy had a bit too much to drink last night and barfarted on her boyfriend, now everyone will make fun of her for the rest of her life.
barfart by Gavinnnn February 2, 2006

barffart 

barffart is when you are extremely drunk (usually drinking sailor jerry) and are producing flatulence from your rectum while vomiting
'i drank to much sailor jerry and barffarted all night'

'baby... i barffarted'

'that bitch was so drunk she was barffarting while giving someone a hum dinger'
barffart by TheFancys July 25, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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